Thursday, March 3, 2011

rant.

to the individuals shaping our future:

just because you used your dinner fork to eat your salad [which already has dressing on it, lady. that's creamer. it's for your coffee.], this doesn't mean you should yell at me when you don't have a fork large enough to shovel your food when you get your dinner.

it's jicama. a vegetable. branch out. eat it. stop whining.

you put chili on your veggie burger. your 'tude is not appreciated. if you're not a vegetarian at lunch, we don't assume you are at dinner.

no slice of cake is good enough to eat if you have to take a benadryl when you leave dinner. you're allergic to peanuts and the epipen makes me nervous.

thanks, caro


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